Post by ESP on May 3, 2020 17:27:45 GMT
*Slow pan up a fancy desk reveals ESP*
“Good evening WAF fans. Our money in the bank PPV is Around one week away, and I know my adoring audience would love to hear what I have to say.
First of all, you may expect me to be confident... but I’m not. Because I know there’s a conspiracy against me here. Nobody will vote for me because nobody wants to see me on top. Especially LMS and ARW.... they vote for each other because they’re best buds! It’s pathetic. And after myself and RAW kicked their ass, it’s even more likely that they will conspire against us.
But that’s fine. If they somehow screw me out of my belt, screw me out of the X-Division tournament and most crucially, screw me out of that briefcase.... I still have this company.... and I can make their careers here vanish in an instant. So be warned, keep your damn votes fair... and enjoy the show.”
“Good evening WAF fans. Our money in the bank PPV is Around one week away, and I know my adoring audience would love to hear what I have to say.
First of all, you may expect me to be confident... but I’m not. Because I know there’s a conspiracy against me here. Nobody will vote for me because nobody wants to see me on top. Especially LMS and ARW.... they vote for each other because they’re best buds! It’s pathetic. And after myself and RAW kicked their ass, it’s even more likely that they will conspire against us.
But that’s fine. If they somehow screw me out of my belt, screw me out of the X-Division tournament and most crucially, screw me out of that briefcase.... I still have this company.... and I can make their careers here vanish in an instant. So be warned, keep your damn votes fair... and enjoy the show.”
