Post by ESP on Apr 10, 2021 1:57:25 GMT
*ESP Walks out, Both belts over his shoulders*
"Well, well, well... Here I stand as STILL your Hardcore champion... and YOUR NEW World Heavyweight champion. But not only that... At money in the bank i fight for the X-Division Championship too... So pretty soon, I'm gonna need a bigger desk back there to hold allllll this gold."
"Hey I may be a lot of things... but stupid isn't one of them. I see that I won this title in a watered down division and yes I see... the undefeted RAW is still... undefeated. But I've just put a huge damn asterisk next to that record. And hey RAW... when you can be assed to actually show up to work, you'll get your rematch for this belt."
"And as for the X-Division title... congrats Unstable... great performance... but enjoy your reign while you can... cus it won't last much longer."
*ESP drops the mic, lifts both belts and stands in the chorus of boos*
"Well, well, well... Here I stand as STILL your Hardcore champion... and YOUR NEW World Heavyweight champion. But not only that... At money in the bank i fight for the X-Division Championship too... So pretty soon, I'm gonna need a bigger desk back there to hold allllll this gold."
"Hey I may be a lot of things... but stupid isn't one of them. I see that I won this title in a watered down division and yes I see... the undefeted RAW is still... undefeated. But I've just put a huge damn asterisk next to that record. And hey RAW... when you can be assed to actually show up to work, you'll get your rematch for this belt."
"And as for the X-Division title... congrats Unstable... great performance... but enjoy your reign while you can... cus it won't last much longer."
*ESP drops the mic, lifts both belts and stands in the chorus of boos*
